Excuse Notes from Parents (unedited)
- My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
- Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
- Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
- Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
- Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
- Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
- Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
- Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
- Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.
There must be something going around, Her father even got hot last night.
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Actual Physician Chart Notes (unedited)
- On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared completely.
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The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.
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Discharge Status: Alive but without permission.
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The patient refused autopsy.
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The patient was alert and unresponsive.
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Rectal exam revealed normal size thyroid.
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She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
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The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
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Skin: somewhat pale but present.
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Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
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I saw your patient today who is still under our car for physical therapy.
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